Eggman

I've come to make an announcement: ​

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker!

He pissed on my fucking Wife!

thats right!

he took his Hedgehog quilly DICK out, and he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE

and he said his dick was "T H I S B I G..."

and I said "Thats Disgusting!"

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com

Shadow the hedgehog, you have a SMALL DICK!

it's like the size of this walnut, but way smaller!

And guess what?

HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE

* B O O M*

Thats right baby!

All point, no quills, no PILLOWS.

Look at this, it looks like Two balls and a BONG.

He fucked my WIFE

So guess what?

I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH.

That's Right!

That's what you get!

MY SUPER LASER FIST!

except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.

I'm gonna go higher, I'm gonna piss on the MOON!

* BOOM*

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the MOON you IDIOT!

you have 23 Hours before the PISS DROPLETS Hit the earth

now get OUT of my fucking sight before I piss on you TOO!

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